Season 2, Episode 11 - Fallen
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*It’s the afternoon of the big internship trial. Tonya has spotted something behind Rose, and told her to turn around.*
Rose - What? I don’t see… You mean that crowd gathering over at the church? Tonya - Huh, no I mean Ma… man is that a lot of people. What in the world was your “big scoop” anyway? Rose - I might’ve found out that Mayor Gainey wants to merge Fillmore with BlueBell and that Dr. Hart tried to cover it up by having Annabeth seem like she was cheating on Mayor Hayes with Zoe’s boyfriend Joel. And now George Tucker and…. Tonya - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are there Cliff Notes for this? I don’t know who half of those people are. Rose - Didn’t you read the story on The Blawker? Tonya (shakes her head) - Nope, I get all my news from Vine. Did you see the one where this girl is twerking at the old pier? Rose - Yeeeah, wasn’t that you? Tonya - So?
(Max and Charlotte meet up with Rose and Tonya after leaving their internship. Tonya stares at Charlotte the whole time.)
Max - Hey guys, what’s all the ruckus? Tonya - What’s it to you? Rose - Hey, hey the town’s in crisis, can’t we just play nice for little bit? Max - BlueBell’s in trouble, what the heck did we miss. Rose - I might’ve made a sm… Tonya - Huge blunder. Rose - A small mistake, and told everyone the town is gonna be merged with Fillmore. Max - What would they even call it Fillbluemorebellblue? Rose - Yeah, I’ve gotta go talk to someone smart. I think Dr. Hart might be around here somewhere.
(she exits, leaving Charlotte, Max and Tonya in silence. Tonya is still staring angrily at Charlotte.)
Charlotte - Well, this is awkward. Tonya - Oh yeah, well why don’t you go run off and get your government book and never come back.
(Tonya storms off.)
Charlotte (yells) I did that one time! (to Max) Not really, I actually did it bunch of times. Max - Is that some sort of slang term? Charlotte - No.
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*Using clips of the “”real”” show, Rose is shown talking to Dr. Hart and then running off to warn the mayor about the merger story, all at double speed and set to “We Sink” by CHVRCHES. Meanwhile, Charlotte and Max are sitting together on a park bench, about as far apart as possible. It’s silent for awhile.*
Max - Is Rose mad at me? Charlotte - What? Max - You’ve seen her recently. She’s never been that… stand-offish before. And you saw the way Tonya was acting. Charlotte - Well, Tonya’s always like that. Plus I’m pretty sure she hates you so… Max - Tonya hates me? Charlotte - Don’t worry, she pretty much hates everyone. You should probably just leave her to me. Max - Ah, it’s kinda like that Jay Z song? I’ve got 99 Problems but a… Charlotte - Right! Max - Oh well, what about Rose? Charlotte - Have you done anything lately that might’ve made her mad? Max - Not really. I’ve just been hanging out with… Oh. Charlotte - Yeah. Max - So you think maybe, this… Charlotte - Uh huh. Max - Wow, I never really thought of that. Charlotte - You know, maybe we should lay low for awhile. Max - Yeah, I guess so. Charlotte - I’ll see you around. (They do their intricate handshake before Charlotte heads home.) (Meanwhile we cut to Tonya who is sitting on a tire swing by herself. She sighs and kicks the dirt for awhile before finally deciding to head inside.
Commercial - I head that TNT and TBS are looking for “talented writers” to submit scripts to them to be read by professionals and possibly be made into actual shows. This sounded like a great idea, until we realized they want $25 per script PER MONTH to submit. So if anyone wants to give us that money… No, never mind, the important thing is that you are reading this. Yes, you in particular. Thank you. But if you do want to give us money….
*Charlotte is at home making a sandwich when she gets a phone call. She picks up. It’s a forced southern accent seemingly put through a voice changing speaker.*
Charlotte - Hey, there. Mysterious voice on the other line - (Heavy breathing) Charlotte - Hello. Who is this? Voice - This is your voice of reason. Charlotte - Um, okay. Voice - Listen here you… you… whatever you are. Charlotte - Charlotte, my name is Charlotte. Voice - I know who you are. Charlotte - Then why did you ask? Voice - I uh, never mind that. Just listen to me. Charlotte - K. Voice - You must. MUST. stay away from that Max… whatever his last name is… Stay away from that Max guy. Charlotte - Hmm, I’m not sure I can do that. Voice (sounding suspiciously more like Tonya) - And why not? Charlotte - I’m just kidding, it’s all taken care of. You’re not gonna murder me or anything right? Voice - Um, no. Charlotte - Great. Oh and by the way, I have caller ID, Tonya. (the sound of the phone being slammed down is heard.)
(Back at the town square, Max runs into Rose.)
Rose - Oh, Max what’re you doing h… Max - Wait, before you say anything. I know why you’re avoiding me and I swear to you there’s no reason to worry about… us. No matter what Tonya tells you. I’ve been told she’s a bit of a… well you know. (Rose nods in agreement.) Rose, I need you. And if you don’t believe me, I will get down on my knees right here and beg for you to forgive me. (He does.) Rose - Look, you don’t have to… Max (grabs Rose’s hand) - I swear to you, nothing happened between me and Charlotte. Rose -… I’ve gotta go… talk to someone. Max - I’ll be right here!
Commercial - Programming note, we will be taking the next couple weeks off for the Winter Olympics, so we should probably wrap this story up right? In the meantime, we’ll be looking for a hot Winter Olympic athlete (get it, hot, winter.) to make an appearance on the show. Kidding, we’re definitely not adding any more athletes to the show. Yet.
(Rose arrives at Tonya’s door and knocks. Tonya answers.)
Rose - Tonya we need to… Tonya - Oh hey giiirlfrieend. How’s it going? Rose - It’s fine, it’s just… Tonya - Come on in and sit down, I just got a bucket of Red Vines. They’re over on the table. Rose - Oh yeah, Red Vines, your favorite. Tonya - You know what else is my favorite? You, you’re like, totally my best friend. Rose - Are you drunk? Tonya - What, no. I’m just really happy to see you and not a traitor. You’re not a traitor right? Rose - Um, no. Tonya - So what do you want to talk to me about? Rose - I was just wondering, what DID you see back there?